South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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