Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I have tasted many bathrooms
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