walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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