Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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