Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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