that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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