What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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