I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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