Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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