your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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