OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
