he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
