I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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