Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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