I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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