Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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