If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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