when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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