Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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