A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
