well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
did you just send me my own nude
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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