I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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