I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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