I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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