I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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