Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
MIDGETS
????
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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