It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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