I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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