So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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