Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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