this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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