with your own penis?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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