Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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