It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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