and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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