i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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