Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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