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it's pretty self explanatory
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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