eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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