Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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