ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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