OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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