The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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