I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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