And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
