you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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