Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Walk of Shame today included voting.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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