Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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