seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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