butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
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