in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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