if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
