S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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