i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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