yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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